#also if it IS an editing mistake then mate u need to figure out ur editing process bc if u want to delete an element just. delete it
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the thing about the orange heart subliminal is that like. whatever it is it's funny as hell. if it's a little heeheehoohoo enrichment mind game puzzle for us that's funny as hell. if it is a genuine editing mistake that happened bc saying "love heart" with the orange heart had too many connotations then it's even funnier because the failed cover up (and the fact that the new purple heart doesnt match the broken heart emoji) makes it seem like a last minute panic decision, the visuals of which are hilarious. and also the Implications. like whatever it is: funny as hell. and homosexually sinister.
#dnp#dan and phil#phan#like there is No avenue here that isn't homosexual and funny the homo to hahaha ratio just varies#also if it IS an editing mistake then mate u need to figure out ur editing process bc if u want to delete an element just. delete it#dont cover it#unless u only have the final export file but why would that be the case. again. strange ass editing mistake if it is one#dude had one minute to change the heart and his eyes skip frames i guess
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Blood Rank || One [m]
Pairing: jimin x reader
Genre: angst, vampire!au, highschool!au, eventual smut
Warnings: vampire!reader, human!jimin, mean!hoseok, asshole!taehyung, bloodbag!jungkook
Words: 2.3k
Plot Summary: Jimin is afraid for his best friend makes a deal with the devil he’s been in love with since he was 14.
a/n: not edited, sorry for any mistakes or errors in spelling and grammar!
B L O O D R A N K - Part 1 / Part 2
This was no normal high school. Van Emrick’s Academy is a school in the supernatural world in which humans and vampires strive to live alongside each other. In it’s situated location with a higher ratio of vampires to humans, it’s high school was the same.
Location of the most wealthy of vampires and humans who worked together in business and relations. It’s high school was the exact same. With a student made hierarchy of blood rankings. Let’s just say the more vampire you are the more power you have within the system.
The supernatural world held all types of creatures of the night, including werewolves, witches, vampires and hybrids. Each species being restricted to it’s labeled school, humans had the upper hand here in being able to attend any of the three reigning schools.
Van Emrick’s Academy for Vampyres, Adolphus’ College for Lycans and lastly Necromancer Institute for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hyrids, which were rare, get to choose their schools too but with limitations where they need to be somewhat related to the corresponding species.
The most prestigious and most powerful school of them all is of course Van Emrick’s due to their generous stream of funds towards the government by parents.
Park Jimin, was lucky enough to attend Van Emrick’s Academy― mostly due to his loaded parents and intelligence which he never really boasted about.
He boarded at the Academy, which was normal and all students do as the dorms were specular. He boarded mostly due to the fact that his parents believed that he’d have his mind strictly on education, which was something he believed in too but with those blood thirsty vampires, high rates of hormones and highly attractive people he was distracted nearly all the time.
He boarded in the Azrael dormitory alongside his housemates. Students were separated into seven different houses according to their corresponding Archangel. Extremely for the novelty and not practicality as students merely stayed within their houses in the dorms and common room only and mixed around otherwise.
There he was just laying on his bed in his dorm suite. He shared the large room with 3 other students. A text from his best friend woke him.
Sooyoung: U up? [6:42 am]
Sooyoung: Im in the cafeteria if ur wondering :D [6:42 am]
Sooyoung: Meet me here [6:43 am]
Jimin immediately stood up off his bed, he was already dressed and merely slipped his shoes on before taking off. His dorm mates were all still sleeping, probably due to how early he was up. Moving quietly outside the room and closing the door as quietly as he could to not wake anyone up.
He was out of the room in his clad uniform, sporting the academy’s signature dark navy uniform and his house crest on his blazer’s breast pocket. His tie done neatly and his blonde hair styled to perfection.
Jimin: Alright
Jimin: I’ll be there in 5
Which was a lie, he wasn’t going to be there in 5 minutes because it would be impossible. Her dorm was literally across the school and he wasn’t exactly going to run because he’d look extremely stupid.
Sooyoung: Okii take ur time
Sooyoung: im going to do some homework as I wait okay
Jimin knew that she wouldn’t eat without him as they always waited for each other. As he was texting a reply to her he was rammed into by something, well someone.
He fell to the floor with his phone a distance away from him. Uttering a low mumble. He looked up to see the person that ran into him.
Well shit. He thought.
In front of him was a practically shivering student. Jimin could see the collar on the poor guy’s neck. He was a blood bag. Jimin breathed slowly not really knowing what to do.
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to-”
“It’s okay. I’m fine,” Jimin quickly cut him off, giving him a reassuring smile before getting up slowly. The other boy trying to help him up but was too afraid to touch Jimin.
The hierarchy in this school was ridiculous, up in the top tier were the student council members usually students of the most pure blood line and had the most influence, of course they are leading all the students. In the second tier, were pure blood vampires, then third were half bloods, fourth were those turned, whilst confusing humans held the tier between third and fourth since their influence mattered more. Including their wealth and connections. Lastly were the blood bags, also called “tractare”, mostly these were anyone who made deals with the council and couldn’t pay it back.
You might believe that this school’s currency was blood but it wasn’t it was favours and real money. People wanted things done, scores raised, reputation raised or rumours dead would make offerings. If unpaid the council turns them into blood bags, meaning that their lives were now in the president’s hands.
Only the most desperate go to them, being their offers were hard to pay for, that’s why most students turn into blood bags so easily.
Jimin knew this boy, he was in his Chemistry class. His name was Jungkook, rumours risen about him watching girl’s in the changing room and jacking off to them. He wanted all of that to disappear so he asked the council, Jimin didn’t know what the payment was but he failed to pay, now he lives as feed.
Jungkook was shaking. This boy was pale and frail. Jimin couldn’t help but feel so bad for him.
But a voice boomed over the crowding audience. “Now, now, tractare-shi, learn your manners.”
The voice was head secretary, Jung Hoseok. He shoved Jungkook’s head onto the ground. The younger boy immediately began bowing to Jimin, over and over.
Jimin’s eyes practically bulging out of his head. Hoseok merely smirked. Tension rises as Jimin feels extremely worried.
“Sorry about the livestock, he’s fresh, still learning... hope you understand,” He chuckled as he dragged Jungkook by the collar away.
Jimin stood frozen as the students around him disappeared. Running into a student council member was rare, speaking to one was even more rare, well he was being spoken to but still.
He could finally breathe and made his way to his destination.
“That’s literally so horrible,” Sooyoung sighed as she bit into her croissant, “Why does this system even exist!”
Jimin looked up from his cereal to see his best friend frowning, “I don’t know.”
“We should change it, isn’t it like centuries old. So medieval of the Council to keep an old system,” She suggests, nodding to her own thought.
Jimin couldn’t help but chuckle, “It’s not centuries old, Soo, each time a new President is elected he/she changes the system, since our latest president was elected only a few years ago the system isn’t even half a decade old.”
“So she’s into the whole medieval, humans are lower than vampires thing?” Sooyoung huffs. With the mention of you, the president Jimin blinks briskly.
“Uhm, not defending her but... anyone could be a blood bag. Jungkook is a half blood,” He didn’t want Sooyoung to think he actually cared about anyone apart of the council because she hated them.
Sooyoung sighed, “I guess.”
“Though, I heard that those deals that she makes with everyone are like extreme, because people tend to ask for a lot. Sometimes murder, though I’m sure she doesn’t let that pass but she tends to make sure people don’t get what they want,” She said.
“I’m sure it’s because they want blood bags,” She ended. Concluding by herself.
It was true, they needed the circulation of blood to keep everyone in check.
“People get paid for blood though, blood donations. Because every vamp pays for them. People get paid for blood and others pay for it,” Jimin said.
Sooyoung nods in agreement, “That’s true, but I heard it’s way better from the vein, that’s why students sometimes offer their body for certain agreeable deals.”
Jimin thought about this deeply. Of course blood was better from the vein, it’s fresh and warm. He felt gross thinking about this but then again it was fascinating just because he wasn’t one of them.
“Anyways enough of this, you know how I was doing that homework well-” Sooyoung’s voice drowned into the background as Jimin’s eyes met with a figure coming into the distance. They came closer, closer to his table.
A hand slammed onto their table as their drinks fell, Sooyoung lets out a shriek at the surprise and Jimin placed his hands on his lap.
“Well, well, Park Jimin,” Vice President, Kim Taehyung nods at Jimin, who gave a little nod back, Taehyung’s eyes met with Sooyoung, “And pretty Miss Park Sooyoung.”
Taehyung slid into the chair next to her and placed his arm over her shoulder, she flinches at this. Kim Taehyung, notorious playboy and your local asshole. His mean attitude and rudeness passed due to his seemingly great connection to the president which is why Jimin secretly hated him. All due to jealousy.
“You look great, you could eat in the dining hall you know, instead of eating whatever this is,” Taehyung nods at their food tray, “I’d let you bring your lapdog too.”
Which Jimin knew was directed towards him.
Sooyoung pushed Taehyung’s arm off of her, “Gosh, like I’d ever eat in their with you people and Jimin is my best friend- uh all you people do is look down on others-”
“I don’t look down on you, though I wouldn’t mind going down on you,” Taehyung whispered lustfully and groaned at his own imagination.
Disgusting was all Jimin could think, not the action but merely how Taehyung was saying this to someone who didn’t like him and didn’t want him.
“God! You’re disgusting just go away,” She tried to shove him before he gripped her arm tightly.
He pulled her face closely to his, “Look here, I get what I want, and don’t be rude to me- you’ll find that opposing me will only get you into a very very bad place in this school.”
He literally growled at her. Taehyung was a pureblood vampire, which meant he was extremely powerful in every single way. Jimin wanted to stick up for his friend but he can’t.
“I-” Sooyoung whimpered trying to say something back. Though her lack of words and tone was all that was needed for someone else to step in.
“Tae, get off her, we don’t have time for this,” the sultry voice that lived in Jimin’s wildest dreams broke the tension in the air.
It was you, you stood in your perfectly tailored uniform, that looked different to everyone else’s. Student council members had their own style. Your blazer stuck onto your upper half so tightly with double buttons. Your flat cross tie framing the top of your quite large breasts.
Jimin couldn’t help but stare at your perfectly braided hair and sharp features.
Taehyung coughed and quickly got up and stood next to her. He was whispering things in your ear. Taehyung’s eyes met Jimin’s very lustful eyes.
As you heard the things Taehyung wanted you to hear you merely nodded. You did see what happened and Tae was going to get it. He can’t make your school look like trash.
Before you could take Tae away he spoke again, “Look at little blondey, got a crush on our President?” He teased, laughing mockingly.
You looked straight at Jimin to see him flush a bright red and his hand picking at eachother. A sign of nerves. You kept a smile in as you let out a soft huff.
“Whatever, Tae-”
“Come on, Jimin-ah. Our gorgeous President is right here in front of you. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to get some, though would she―”
“Kim Taehyung, do not cut me off, now get back to our office before I remove you,” You said, calmingly. As fearfully calm as anyone else could hear.
Taehyung immediately shuts up and with wide eyes walked away, a few members of the council following him as they always do. Taehyung knew not to test your limits as using his full name meant this was the last draw.
“Park Jimin, was it. I’m sorry about him-he’s just you know him,” You straighten your back.
Jimin stuttered looking at you blankly as if he wasn’t believing what was happening, “Uhm- it’s okay―”
“No, it wasn’t, thank you,” Sooyoung cuts him off and thanks you. You felt a little annoyed that she cuts Jimin off but here you get to see that you were definitely not the dominate one in this friendship.
You merely nod and take your leave, as the rest of the council follow you back to deal with Taehyung.
Computer Science was not Jimin’s thing but he took it because he was required to. The only thing he could focus on was your interaction with him which never left his mind. Your face, your body and scent. Better than he ever imagined, he didn’t want to come off as a stalker or creep but you were just... incredible to him. Trying to calm himself off by thinking of light fairy thoughts instead of you.
A beep breaks his trail of thought.
Sooyoung: u okay? u ran off
Jimin recalled what happened, right after you left he felt as if he was going to throw up.
Jimin: yea just felt sick
Sooyoung: oh thats okay
Sooyoung: was it the president
Sooyoung: was it what tae said u know about her
Jimin didn’t know what to reply with, his fingers were shaking and he could feel himself getting red. Sooyoung was in a different class right now and he sat alongside some hardworking students, he’s glad no one could see his face right now.
Sooyoung: so its true?
Sooyoung: jimin
Sooyoung: just tell me
Sooyoung: do you actually like her???
Jimin had many thoughts running through his head as he ran through some possible scenarios depending on his response. Though he felt adventurous and very rebellious now. He did what he thought he could never do.
Jimin: I’m sorry.
c. 2018
#jimin#parkjimin#bts#jimin scenario#jimin smut#jimin imagine#bts smut#bts scenario#bts imagines#park jimin smut#coldenheart writing
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Thoughts on Power Rangers
I’m just home and I’m BUZZIN
My incoherent thoughts and many a spoiler below the cut ;)
OKAY SO FIRST OFF I was already spoiled for the credits scene and the JK kiss being edited out. Now, I’m not gonna lie, when I heard both of these things I could feel the excitement leech out of me. I was still looking forward to the film but I just wasn’t as buzzed to see it as I was.
The ‘Tommy’ thing bugged me but I wasn’t surprised *sigh* I just hope I don’t automatically hate the poor guy when he is introduced due to my pre-existing prejudice against Non-Dino Thunder Tommy and JDF....
The kiss being edited out pissed me off when I heard. If they had decided not to go down the romance route, why put it in the trailer in the first place? To generate buzz with absolutely NO pay off to the fans? (don’t worry I’ll discuss this more later, let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised)
SO INTO THE MOVIE WE GO
I was shook. Zordon was Red. Present day and we immediately get a joke about a guy jacking off a bull THIS IS NOT THE POWER RANGERS FOR KIDS WE KNOW. This is Power Rangers for a modern audience of teens and young adults and adults. This is an audience used to the humour of Marvel films (and as one of those suckers I loved every single ounce of humour) AND I LOVED IT.
My concerns of Jock Boy Douche Jason were extinguished almost immediately. He was still a total sweetheart (if a bit of an idiot but he’s a 17 year old boy so I can cut him some slack for trying to pull of the prank that we’ve seen in countless films and tv shows). My bb Jason is still my bb Jason so all is well. He wants to be a good leader and a good friend I just LOVE HIM.
LET’S TALK ABOUT BILLY FUCKING CRANSTON. Y’all know I love my Blues best. I adore Original Billy with all my heart. My smart smart boy. HE’S STILL MY SMART BOY WITH A HEART OF GOLD. Happy to finally have friends, figuring out where the crystal was, THE MOMENT WHEN THEY’RE GONNA DIE AND ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW HIS MUM WILL BE LEFT ALONE THEN HE SAYS SHE’LL BE FINE BECAUSE SHE’LL FIND SOMEONE MY HEART BROKE.
KIMBERLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. My darling girl. Mum friend always <3 I was always gonna be biased because I adore Original Kim and I am in love with Naomi Scott but she was so good. She isn’t a perfect ~~Mary Sue, she’s a flawed 17 year old girl who has made mistakes and is trying to do better.
ZAAAAAAACK. MY DAREDEVIL BOY WHO LOVES HIS MUM. Who needs armour to test drive a Zord when you’re mfking Zack Taylor?! WHO WANTS TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER IN THE QUARRY BECAUSE ZACK IS BUILDING A FIRE AND HE BROUGHT SNACKS. Zack made sure they bonded and became closer as a team I just <333
TRINI, MY QUIET GIRL. Not enough Trini by far, she hardly spoke for the majority of her scenes pre-ship discovery :/ It looks like they cut all of her school stuff out which is a pain. I LOVED THAT THEY SHOWED HER AND KIM’S DEVELOPING FRIENDSHIP - esp given it was Kim who spoke up about who she was when everyone was asking (she got it all wrong but that’s why it was so good to show how they had grown to be friends)
RITA GIVING ALL DEM SPOOKY BITCH VIBES I LOVED. I want to laugh in the face of the haters of her costume, DIS IS WHY YOU DON’T JUDGE BEFORE YOU SEE FOLKS. The details on her face and hair were fantastic. We've never seen someone be interupted mid morph and dang that shit is scaryyyy.
THE SCORE WAS AMAZING. I was getting Tron Legacy vibes mixed with Avengers and LOVED IT.
There were so so many parts I loved. I laughed so much, got super emotional when they were carrying Billy back to the ship, proud of my bbs <3
There was so much focus on Red being the leader and I could just feel my rage at MMPR S2 & S3 bubbling up inside me and made me want to slap the smart phone out of JDFs hand uggggh (Amy on the other hand looked amazing as ever) I would have liked for all of the Originals to have had cameos a la Ghostbusters. Jason’s dad actually looked a hell of a lot like Austin WHY COULDN’T AUSTIN BE MR SCOTT THE FISHERMAN? David could have been the detention teacher and Walter could have been the cop investigating Rita’s body or smth?????
THE MARINER BAY AND REEFSIDE MENTIONS I WAS SO HAPPY TWO OF MY FAVE SEASONS GOT SHOUT OUTS. Also ‘Zeo’ crystal was a nice touch (not that Zeo is a fave of mine but u get me)
PILOTING THE MEGAZORD AND FALLING OVER OMG. Speaking of Zord piloting, I loved that they didn’t have their visors for it. In fact I’m glad the visors were only used for like 10 mins tops lol
Now...........................................LET’S TALK ABOUT JASON AND KIM. I already said I was going in to the film disappointed the kiss had been cut. HOWEVER, see if we hadn’t been shown the kiss and all I knew was that they’d look at/stand next to each other once or twice (per PR shipping standard) I would have died tonight. THERE WAS SOOOO MUCH JASON/KIM.
Those longing looks Jason kept giving Kim before they even spoke. JASON UR A NERD WITH A CRUSH ON YOUR TEAM MATE’S GF (or ex GF as it seems to be).
BOY WAS GONNA JUMP IN A CREEK CAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS DROWNING.
Legit gonna run away together when they’d never really spoken before
THE BEDROOM SCENE (sans kiss but still so very very important for their relationship)
They were just constantly supporting each other and I was so happy I could have burst tbh
All their shared looks THERE WERE SO MANY
AND SPEAKING OF SHARED LOOKS
THE FUCKING LOOK THEY GAVE EACH OTHER WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO FALL IN THE PIT
THEY HELD THEIR HANDS UP BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T REACH OUT
THEY WANTED TO HOLD ONTO EACH OTHER AS THEY DIED
LIKE WHEN WILL YOUR OTP????
Honestly, in a way I’m actually glad it was obvious but not explicit that they were the romantic interests for each other because this way they’ve built the foundation for a strong relationship and it won’t seem rushed (also a bonus of it not simply looking like the leader and the main female have been paired up for no reason). Plus if they do go they way of a love triangle (gross) it’s not like they have to break up because TECHNICALLY they haven’t showed them as a couple and since it never usually works out for the couple that is initially together before the third party comes in, it’s ALL GOOD. The T*m8erly fans got their couple as a cameo, we deserve our JK canon lmao.
WHOA BOY this ended up WAAAY longer than I intended and there’s still so much I wanna talk about but I gotta stop some time.
I’m just so very excited for all the new fans this is gonna bring in to the fandom ahhhhh <333
#pr spoilers#power rangers spoilers#LEGIT SO MANY SPOILERS#power rangers#mmpr reboot#this ended up WAAAAAY longer than i expected
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